drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
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This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
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The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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