I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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