what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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