i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
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First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
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The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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