I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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