didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
