something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Randomize
