He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
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she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
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Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten