Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I'm gonna fight the coyote
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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