Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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