none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
I wish there were birth control emojis
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Randomize
