Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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