apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
you made out with another girl for some wings
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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