is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
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he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
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What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after