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• (540): View more from Virginia

  The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace

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• (214): View more from Texas

  No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.

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• (510): View more from California

  listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  Someone shattered a urinal.

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex

  (773): View more from Illinois

  SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?

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• (+45): View more from Denmark

  The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.

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• (606): View more from Kentucky

  I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too

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  This was before halftime

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  I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  Omg the world wants us to be better people

  (541): View more from Oregon

  I refuse

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!

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• (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.

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