you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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