ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
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