boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
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Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
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im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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