yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
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