went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
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