if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
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how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
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I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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