just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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