The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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