What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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