I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
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