is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
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