so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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