On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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