Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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