My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
Floor bacon is actually really good
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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