Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
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And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
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But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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