:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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