just survived the first fart of the relationship.
now i know why i became what i already was.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
Smarter than the average bear
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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