just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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