He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
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I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
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Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?