Well apparently he's into motor boating.
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars