check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
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