yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
I forget how to act sober
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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