There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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