i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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