if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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