No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
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