Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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