You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
Randomize
