doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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