I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
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i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
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I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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