just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
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i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
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Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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