When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
Randomize
