i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I am in a vortex of obligation.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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