I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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