I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
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Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
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He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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