i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
Randomize
