It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
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