Porn is love you can see.
Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
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I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
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So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
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