I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
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casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
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The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?