What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol