He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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