Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
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The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
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I think even the taco bell employees judged me
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
Welcome aboard the S.S. struggle. I'll be your captain for today's voyage and Jeremy is your first mate. Just sit back and relax while we navigate the seas of drunken regret. Your forecast for the day is violently hungover with a chance of "shit, that really did happen!"
why is half of my head shaved?
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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