Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
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Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
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You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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